Colette Pittner
Colette is a native of Tuscon and thus can endure temperatures that would kill a lesser human. When not juggling or defending America with her kung-fu mastery, Colette writes poetry and fiction. She has been published in an online journal Hoboeye. Colette has been accused of hating freedom, which she would like to clarify here and now as a bald faced lie. Colette believes strongly in the freedom of the restaurant worker, which is why she has joined the Restuarant Opportunity Center of New York. This spunky little non-profit is currently taking on the Fireman Group, a restaurant corporation that thinks it does not have to pay a fair wage. Colette has traveled throughout Europe and has lived in New York and Cuba, thus she is done cultured. This does not prevent her for dueling chickens and other fowl in unarmed combat. She is also engaged to the handsome, witty, and forever modest man pictured below.
Blair Oesterle
The mysterious Blair creature has been known, under certain circumstances to best both swordsmen and giants with his bow staff skills. He is particularly agile in the snow, as he hails from East Lansing, Michigan, and has grown a veritable bear coat for warmth. This coat has served him well in his travels, hitchhiking and camping around the U.S., hunting the Dutch masters in the well-air conditioned museums of Europe, and drinking vodka in Russia. Tired of his years fighting pirates in both San Francisco and New York, Blair has recently been considering a stint as the Dread Pirate Roberts (who takes no survivors) and thus, he is looking into learning how to sail first, perhaps off the coast of South America in the near future. When not reading, writing, or fending off rabid dogs and occasionally larger mammals from his mate, Colette, he enjoys a good meal, chess, and an occasional libation. In some circles, known as Lord Blair, he operates always with the best of morals and manners under the code of chivalry, and in other circles, he likes to take naps and belch.
